Jail Song Takes No Prisoners

Comedian Mike Loftus has built a career taking aim at politics, pop culture and the mainstream media from a conservative perspective. He recently appeared at the America First Warehouse to introduce his new streaming service, StudioTST, which he is positioning as a conservative alternative to mainstream media and Hollywood.

Among the comedy sketches and skits Loftus debuted at the Warehouse to showcase the new service was “The Jail Song,” a satirical take on justice, politics and a lengthy list of public figures he believes should be behind bars.

Special to the South Shore Press, here is “The Jail Song” by Mike Loftus:

Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. A lot of people should be in jail. Nothing ever happens. And I’m getting pissed.

Ah, jail, jail, jail, jail.

Here’s some people that should go to jail, I made a list.

Hillary Clinton should go to jail. Adam Schiff shouldn’t get any bail. John Brennan from the CIA. Oh, James Comey from the FBI. Let that liar give jail a try. Christopher Ray, woohoo.

Andy McCabe, he’s going to jail.

Leticia James, she’s going to jail. Mark Millie too.

Lisa Paige and Peter Struck, throw them in jail. I don’t give a darn. They’re going to jail.

Everybody, jail, jail, jail, jail. All these people should belong in jail.

What’s the wait? Oh, jail, jail, jail, put these people in jail. Ain’t justice great?

Now Nancy Pelosi should go to jail. She’ll probably fall down. But what the hell? She’s going to jail.

And let’s not forget about Bill Gates. Put him in jail. I think that’s great. He’s going to jail.

And if there’s a couple more people beyond a shadow of a doubt-chy, Mr. Wuhan himself, Anthony Fauci, the whole Biden family, they won’t be missed. And every single person on the Epstein list.

Ahhh jail, jail, jail, jail. All these people should go to jail.